Draft Bio

Blomky Plotzkin is music poet who perform big time shows in homeland Belarus then begin to spread like deadly virus all over Latvia! Lithuania! Poland! and little bit Ukraine except when Premier Putin is too busy stomping around and wrestling bear and trying to stick foot up Blomky ass with tyranny and malfeasance and thought police. You KGB asshole. Now Blomky try major leap of faith to share the heart! the blood! the guts! the tears! and the soul with America who should be so thrilled and intimidated by sexual prowess which means the pelvis and hip movement and the big time brain power which means he sing words and the same time he strum chords.

Blomky is the life of party. BLOMKY!